November 27, 2008

I GUESS HAPPY ENDINGS ARE OUT OF STYLE























A friend of mine asked me to do some documentation shots of a film he's directing with a group of colleagues. I undoubtedly agreed when told that ravenous zombies would most naturally be included.
Rickety ladders over decrepit stairwells can be unlikely and dangerous situations where caution should be exercised. On such nights, and at such altitudes, the warmest woolen socks should be worn to prevent frostbite of the most precious pinky toe. And most importantly, rape scenes with weapons should always have a constable on patrol to assure the public there is no need for alarm.
Please take heed of the preceding when debating zombie films.

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