January 5, 2009

ATTN: MISSING SOCK





There are countless typists working away diligently on the latest pie recipes, some of which include sliced hot dogs, a light dusting of salt over a lattice pie lid, and the innards of that now molding Christmas pumpkin. Dearest Grandmother Grub, thank you for your traditions. The cutlery and dog-eared recipes have stood the tests of time. The snow has fallen and covered spring in a perfectly laid out blanket; tucked the grey squirrels and whistling birds away on your medicine shelf 'til it seems fit to bring them out once again.

PS: Any information on the whereabouts of the following sock should be directed to the interested parties. Shelby would most appreciate your cooperation on the matter.

Thank you and good day.


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