June 30, 2009


I'm fine thanks‏
From: Offline kimberly haley (kimberlyhaley38@gmail.com)

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Sent: Tue 6/16/09 3:42 PM
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would like yes to meet u online but why not addme on windows live and
we talk i saw your picture online youre so handsome i think youre in
my area my nameis paris27heat @ hotmail . com
talk with u online tonight i amwaiting for u
maybe can we meet face to face and are u willing to be my lovely guy
Kisses and have a lovely Morning


Dearest Parris,

Thank you so much for your lovely response, despite my inability to recall our first encounter. It seems my memory is running out like the leaky nose upon my face which no tissue will resolve. I am currently much too busy photographing nudity in public spaces once inhabited by honest working men, who I'm sure would be more than willing to be your lovely guy.
I would be most excited to put you in touch with them however, government funding for my project is simply not substantial enough. Please send a money order or cashier's check for the amount of $5000CAD and I will be certain you receive a list of potential candidates. Hard working men with calloused hands and brutish sorts of voices.
Many Kisses,

Mr. Cypryss


BrendanGeorge said...

Nathan, this was supposed to be between you and me! I can't believe this, I feel so naked.

At least I'm still on top (of your link list) of you.

-Just Call Me Paris, Paris

a said...

i do not believe it is her best interest to be barefoot in such an environment.
Tsk. Tsk.

alicia said...


Anonymous said...

and i thought the internet was only for porn.. er wait a sec

LOOM said...

your mind is brilliant