July 7, 2011


I've been keeping my eyes open for unicorns lately. White majestic mares with spiralled horns that could only ever be held still by a virgin. I've mostly just found these creatures (depicted above) who at times can be more, or less difficult to capture.
One could consider it luck that my purity hasn't been interrogated yet.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

im no virgin but i certainly slapped the behind of a unicorn before. brrrap brrrrap.